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Discussion in 'Creative Writing' started by Winn, Sep 29, 2016.

  1. Winn

    Winn Well-Known Member

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    So um Im feeling bored so these are freaky jokes/ dark jokes just for David (Trem) :

    1. I refuse to go to the bathroom on an airplane because if I'm gonna die in a cartwheeling ball of flames, it is not gonna be in a flying outhouse with my pants around my ankles.

    2.
    Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?

    A: Curl Up and Dye.

    3.I got in this elevator earlier, and I ended up standing next to this woman who smelled just like my ex-girlfriend, the same perfume or something. It's neat how an aroma can make you think of something else. So, I'm strangling this woman....

    4.This was a really, really big year for me. I got to go home for Thanksgiving and sit at the adults' table. That's 'cause, you know, somebody had to die for me to move up a plate.

    5.
    There was once a man named Odd. People made fun of him because of his name so he decided to keep his gravestone blank when he died.

    Now when people pass by the burial site, they point and say, "That's odd."




    YAYYAYY Hope you enjoyed! See ya next week~
     
  2. Trem

    Trem Forum & In-Game Moderator Retired

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    Why is it always wet in England?
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  3. Pengu

    Pengu Retired Retired

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    Why cant orphans play basketball? Because they don't know where home is.

    A man walks into a library and checks out a book on suicide. He walks out and the librarian then turns to her work associate and says, “He’s not bringing that book back.”

    I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
     
  4. Jehosophat_MFGC

    Jehosophat_MFGC Community Manager: Server Experience Staff Member Community Manager

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    Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

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  5. Reeselizz

    Reeselizz Corvus Ingame Moderator Retired

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    Teacher: "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
    *Bob throws his backpack out the window*
    Teacher: "Who just threw that?"
    Bob: "Me, and I'm going home."
     
  6. Pengu

    Pengu Retired Retired

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    XD gg on the going home part

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To run away from KFC
     
  7. Triscodian

    Triscodian Retired Retired

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    Boy2: But dude, she is just 15 and you are 24...
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    Boy2: And jail is just a room
     

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